10 things the guy you're screwing wishes you knew

1. The lyrics to Big Pun's hit song "Get off my Dick".

2. If we wanted drama, you would be our girlfriend instead of just being our jump off.

3. Yes, hanging out with my boys or playing ball might take precedence over you.

4. If any of your friends were worthy of hooking up with any of mine, I would have approached you before you even thought about it.

5. We don't avoid your phone calls, we just prefer not to talk to you at that particular time.

6. We don't care if your best friend backstabbed you by sleeping with your ex, we're only here to get some.

7. We do care that your hot best friend slept with your ex because it means there is a shot they might hook up with us.

8. Dudes know that p*ssy doesn't come for free and in general we're cool with that; but the same should apply for d*ck. If you're not gonna spend a few green dollar bills on my ass, expect #9....

9. Don't call me, I'm busy.

10. In the movie "How High", Mike Epp's character plays the role of a pimp. In the movie, he's talking to his assistant pimp (that's how he refers to him) and tells him: "You ain't neva gonna be a pimp. Your grandfather was an assistant pimp, your daddy was an assistant pimp, nd so your kids are gonna be assistant pimps." What that means is don't expect to be his franchise player if he's always treated you as nothing more then a role player. He has almost no interest in promoting your ass to anything bette